WHO WANTS ONE?
i'm dead.
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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It's cookie time, fellas.
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No nuts, please.
You're going to eat my nuts. >:(
There's only one way to find out.
IN A COCKFIGHT
SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN, MY GOOD MAN.
The delicious-looking nature of your package has put me into an epileptic fit of pleasure.
GOOD JOB. >:(
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE.
YOU BASTARD.
u look pretty hot ;-)
I know, right? ;O
*FAP*
I'd like a crotch cookie, plz.
Spread your anus, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.
What kind of nuts are thoose?
Macadamia?
No, testicles.
Mmmm delicious coc....cookies.
Yes, right..
..cookies.
>_>
<_<
I want a cookie.
EXTRA NUTS PLEASE.
Can you really handle my large amount of nuts?
I highly doubt it.
So, is this more from your amazing robotic penis and/or testicle bread? :]
My crotch has no limits.
i'll need some milk with that.
[i hope its not a gooey white substitute]
So, you'd rather have milk from my man-boob?
Biting penises is illegal in zero states.
God bless America.
I was going to say something, but I can't top Jake.
Well played.
lolpwned
Hello love.
sup babycakes
Don't worry, McFoo, I don't want your nuts.
I want your limitless knobs.
NOT FOR SALE ANYMORE. >:(
Duffi
Can I have six... IN A ROW?
McFooFa
That depends.
Can you handle the sheer deliciousness of my crotch cookies?
CAN YOU?